When spam goes wrong

[lokheed]

I just got an email with the subject, and I quote, "$first_name - Here's The Information You Requested".

Now, if they can't even get their mail merge to work properly so they can pretend to actually know my name, why do they think I would be interested in their amazing breast enlargement technology?

Comments

[damashita.livejournal.com]

Not fair! i get all the penis enlargement spam, and i don't have a penis to be enlarged. Breasts on the other hand, i do have. Don't really want them bigger, though. Would be nice to get spam that matches my gender for a change, though. ;D

[adrianna-colon.livejournal.com]

But the not so funny thing is, there is someone out there that WILL open something like that!