Lost Card

[lokheed]

Actual phone conversation with my bank this morning, upon reporting that I had lost my ATM card over the weekend:

Me: Can you confirm that it hasn't been used? The last thing I used it for was at a Burger King yesterday late morning or early afternoon..

Bank Customer Service Person: Umm... let me see... was that in Atlantic City?

*beat*

Me: Noooo......

Bank Customer Service Person: Just kidding. You're fine, there haven't been any new transactions and that card has been canceled. Your new card is on the way.


What's that old saying? Oh yeah. Everybody's a fucking comedian.

Comments

[damashita.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Ok... for a moment it was awful, but now (not having it be me) it is hilarious! :D

[lokheed.livejournal.com]

...and of course I found my lost card earlier today. Oh well, the magnetic strip was getting worn anyway. The new one will be nice to have anyway.