Complete, word-for-word text messaging exchange I had with Sara this morning:
(Me to Sara) "Had to stay home for work today. Any progress?"
(Sara to Me) "Spent an hour and a half crying himself to sleep. finally out at 2,30am. was frustrated and sad not in pain. lots of stomach gurgles but very little poop."
(Me to Sara) "Aw geez, poor kid"
(Sara to Me) "Thanks thats helpful. ill offer him your sympathies."
What a fucking bitch.
(Me to Sara) "Had to stay home for work today. Any progress?"
(Sara to Me) "Spent an hour and a half crying himself to sleep. finally out at 2,30am. was frustrated and sad not in pain. lots of stomach gurgles but very little poop."
(Me to Sara) "Aw geez, poor kid"
(Sara to Me) "Thanks thats helpful. ill offer him your sympathies."
What a fucking bitch.
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So, I'd like to quote Marilyn Manson now...in response to her snarky comment to you.
"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."
Seriously, Ron, how you didn't just tell her to suck you and hang up is beyond me. You must have armour an inch thick.
Kris - I fully expect you to smack her at some point - but well done up till now.
Ron - you're putting aside bail money, right?
Kris - remember, FLORIDA HAS THE DEATH PENALTY.....
love you guys......it's almost over!
- Bridgette
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I don't believe we've met (unless it was at Romio's), but may I say your message echoes my sentiments exactly!