Off the Pop Culture Radar

[lokheed]

I first knew I had fallen off the pop culture radar when a new Weird Al CD came out and I didn't recognize a single one of the songs in the polka. Last night it got *much* worse.

While hanging out at Epcot for New Year's Eve, a DJ played this song that everyone went nuts to. People were doing the big crowd hand gestures that went with it, and it was obviously a huge dance club hit. The lyrics are as follows (and I swear I am not making this up):

The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken and the Pizza Hut
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken and the Pizza Hut
McDonald's, McDonald's
Kentucky Fried Chicken and the Pizza Hut
McDonald's, McDonald's
Kentucky Fried Chicken and the Pizza Hut

Imagine people doing the funky chicken every time they sang KFC, and making giant golden arches during the McD's chorus.

Wha?